OWNED.

"Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: this charming 18-year-old girl allegedly lost her virginity on her class trip and in excitement, accidentally texted her dad about it. A monumental backstory and presentation of picture evidence naturally follows.

Like many excited seniors, the Cleveland, Ohio, native Elizabeth Frisinger was anxiously looking forward to graduation and her proud parents sent her on a class trip for one last final dose of fun and friends. Aww, that’s sweet.

Elizabeth apparently had a little bit of something else planned for the senior trip: lose her virginity on a beach. And by golly, she was successful!

In the throes of her excitement, Elizabeth did the most logical thing and grabbed her cell phone, so she * could text her friend and tell them ‘OMFG I lost my viriginity on the beach!. For our young readers out there, we’ll be coming back to this point (denoted by the asterisk) later on.

So eagerly, young Elizabeth Frisinger happily entered the text in her phone. She sent send. She was so gleeful, glassy eyes eagerly waiting a response. Beep, beep, beep. Her BFF was responding to the good news. Elizabeth looks down at her phone and sees this…"



-ACTION NOOZ


THANKS FOR SENDING THIS TO ME THIS MORNING ANT!